I love my Parks and Rec family
Who is always late? +
To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I’m here.
plot twist: ashton kutcher comes out of the cornucopia and the tributes discover they’ve all been punked
Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. We will never leave you, Katniss. We will always be with you and this isn’t goodbye either. We will meet again one day.
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
#i can’t handle this #chris #chris just say excuse me #chris you’re like a millionaire dude #you’re a famous superhero #just ask them to step aside #chris. #chris come on #chris if you can’t do it then where’s the hope for the rest of us